AI Roast — Brutally honest critique of your writing
Submit an excerpt from your novel, story, or essay. The AI calls out clichés, purple prose, and lazy passages. No politeness, no suggestions — just blunt feedback, like an editor would give.
Why get your text roasted?
The Roast forces confrontation. The AI plays the role of a literary editor with no patience for mediocrity. It calls out clichés bluntly, exposes purple prose, identifies passages where you listen to yourself write. It quotes problematic phrases between quotation marks and explains in two sharp lines why they fail. It never proposes alternatives — that's for you to figure out.
The tone isn't mean, it's honest. The Roast targets the text, never the author. That's the line between harsh criticism and trolling: here we work the prose, we don't devalue the person. And you can close the page whenever you want.
How it works. Paste an excerpt (200 to 8000 characters, up to roughly 1500 words), click « Roast it ». The AI responds in 10-15 seconds: an opening verdict, 3 to 6 precise points with quotes and explanations, and one closing sentence on what to prioritize.
When to use it. When you've finished a first draft and suspect it's flawed without knowing where. When a beta-reader said « it's good » and you don't believe them. When you want to improve fast and have no one around to tell you the truth.
56 features. Just enough.
Everything Extypis unlocks for you
Five concrete capabilities: structure, write, (use AI 🤫), analyse, publish.
Hold your story, from outline to final page.
Narrative tools you won't find elsewhere — turn a tangle of ideas into a structure that holds.
AI that suggests, never replaces
The AI permanently sees your whole project — outline, sheets, scenes already written. Every rewrite, every completion, every suggestion, every cover stays consistent with your entire work, and at no extra cost or setup. You approve every word.
Estimates if you only use this feature. Credits are shared across every AI tool.
Ship a book, not a file.
From manuscript to finished book: professional exports, academic citations, direct publishing.
Analyse and refine your prose
Style tools that go beyond the spell-checker: readability, poetic meter, repetitions, connectors, passive voice.
Daily writing comfort
Everything that makes long-form writing sustainable: shortcuts, templates, anchored notes, versions, goals.
Lifetime updates
Every future Extypis innovation included, no extra cost, no paywall.
Backing an indie project
Extypis is an independent, self-funded project — no ads, no venture capital.
Human support
Got a question? You talk directly to the creator, never a chatbot.
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